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To:(Professor/Teacher)
From:
I think my grade in your course, should be changed from to for the following reasons:
  1. The persons who copied my paper make a higher grade than I did.
  2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
  3. This course will lower my grade point average and I won't get into
    1. Medical School
    2. Dental School
    3. Graduate School
    4. Mickey Mouse Club
  4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in
  5. I will lose my scholarship
  6. I am on a varsity sports team and my coach could not find a copy of your exam
  7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam
  8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact
  9. I studied the facts and definitions but the exam asked about general principles
  10. You are prejudiced against:
    1. Males
    2. Females
    3. Protestants
    4. Chicanos
    5. Jews
    6. Catholics
    7. Moslems
    8. People
    9. Blacks
    10. Whites
    11. Minorities
    12. Students
    13. Young People
    14. Old People
  11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance
  12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following:
  13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done
  14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull
  15. The lectures were:
    1. too boring
    2. too detailed to pick out important points
    3. not explained in sufficient detail
    4. all jokes and no material
  16. I do't have a reason; I just hoped for a higher grade
  17. This course was:
    1. too early, I was not awake
    2. too late, I was tired
    3. at lunchtime, I was hungry
  18. My my for this course